Hey, It’s Wednesday!

One guy had a set of encyclopedias
but it didn’t do him any good.


The mayor of another certain City
finally made it official by announcing.


There is a public skill
and private talent;
the first produces wealth and power,
the other, art.


One caring, concerned and otherwise unreliable parent told his kid, “A ‘devil-may-care’ attitude looks good only on a devil, or one who may care,” and the caring, concerned, etc. child thought, “That’s the absolutely stupidest truism I’ve ever heard, but hey, I’m nonchalant either way – Hey.”


Men cannot ordinarily piss on – I’m sorry, that should say, “pass on,” – men can’t ordinarily pass on ANY information, without SOME reference to themselves.


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