Generally Speaking,

It’s hard to be a City wit
without being a smart-ass.


One guy said, “Hey, just think, if only ninety percent of what I think is wrong, then I’m ten percent correct,” to which his partner replied, “Hey, if you think I’m dumb NOW!”


A woman who lived over near herself
whilst trying to tell her life story,
accidentally lived it.


Generally speaking,
metaphors are no more flawed
than literal information.


“I can advise you thusly,”
said the ole man, craftly disguising himself
as a wise ole man, “A hearty condemnation
of contemporary times is always appreciated.”



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