Capital “S”

One excitable fresh recruit
was often heard to exclaim,
“Hey, you gotta look-around
to hey, get-down!”

 

To emphasize certain words,
and to indicate the special meaning
he attached thereto, this one fellow,
when speaking, would silently
Capitalize such words.

 

A “bridge over troubled waters”
is not gonna be all that worry free itself.

 

There was this one father who was always trying to tell the kid bad news, about illnesses, deaths, accidents, ‘till finally the lad quit communicating with him at all…(which actually was an aid to the ole man, even though he didn’t know it, and it didn’t matter.)

 

There’s this one planet,
(over on your right if you’re facing that way),
which doesn’t allow parents to give any advice
to children until they’re fifty-two.

J.

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