One guy calls knowledge a
“temporary cessation of thinking.”
If you ask most people, “what they mean?”
they’ll tell you – they’ll be wrong,
but they’d tell you.
It is presently rumored that a guy,
over there, someplace else,
has discovered the secret
to having more garbage
than he had stuff to begin with.
Laying down the daily paper and turning off the TV,
the kid asked, “Why do they call it the ‘news’
when there’s never anything new?” and then
he turned to the classified section.
For those of you still interested in such rumors,
it’s said that they have eternity locked up in a closet
in an old house just over the hill.