In the late night grip of some kind of talking fit,
this one hombre declared, “The distillers could
make men drunker if they wanted to.” 
And his partner noted, “Yeah, but so could your brain.”


One chap, after reading the line “We kill what we love,”
was arrested for “assault on a sentence.”


Once you understand
that the sound of chain saws
is as natural as the songs of birds,
you’re up a tree with the best of them.


One ole man attempted to get his kid to sign an agreement
swearing that he, the younger, would “never get any smarter
than his begetter”.  (Which was a devilish move in that if the
begotten just AGREES to sign, the deed is done.)


Everyone is friends with the barkeep after midnight.



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