Difficult Feet

‘Tis good to squat–
I mean stand on solid ground–
(those who talk the loudest, know the loudest).


Yet Another Intellectual Guidepost
If Yours Is Not A Cerebral Whipping Post:
Never keep a book out for as long
as the library says you can.


One fellow, in a colorful fit, announced that he was willing to
“donate everything he had” to
“everything he had.”


Semi-Burning Question Of The Day:
If you have a “difficult shoe size,”
does this mean you have difficult feet,
or that you live where there are difficulties with shoe makers?


Remember kids,
if you mispronounce a word often enough,
it doesn’t count!






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