The Landscape Says It All

Although they don’t bother to advertise the fact,
constant use of stupidity will produce
frequent flyer bonus points.

The Question Of The Day is:
Are you going to say something familiar,
or make me mad?


The landscape says it all.


A tree taken from France to Spain is still a tree;
if you think the same is true for an idea,
your dictionary needs watering.


At last month’s Ole Sorehead’s conclave, Monday night’s
semi-festured speaker kicked his podium and shouted,
“All of the really great stuff’s already been done – let the criticism begin!”


Some parts of the world still aren’t up to speed…
Hey you – quit lookin’ out the window.



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