An Hour Earlier

After this one god’s accountant advised him as to certain
“financial difficulties” he was having, he announced,
“Well, we’ll just have to start opening up life 
an hour earlier for a while.”


On this one world men learn to say, “One,”
not because of its significance, but only
so that they may later say, “Two.”


Advising his son on earthly matters one father said,
“When the investment is cheap the upkeep is dear,
and when the former is otherwise the situation still ain’t much better.”


A man with a gun
can diagnose himself.


What’s to become of a man
who outlives all of those he wanted to impress?


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