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The Daily Amusings
of Jan Cox

One guy said, "I'll know that I'm home, and will be content when they put visible merry-go-rounds on public buses."

"OH--

We be happy,

We be glad,

We'd feel good--

BUT

We feel bad."

The reason sharks are silent is so you'll be fish.
...(And one mind said, "I don't want to dance!--I don't know how to dance!--Who are you to tell me that I've got to dance!--I'm not going to dance!)

Cortical Kiddie Reminder for September:
School is out for those who want it to be out.

Studied from the ground-level, three-dimensional context, part of ordinary intelligence's power and preeminence is in the fact that it doesn't know exactly what it's doing.
...(Then bringing up the middle of the parade came an ole man, who tossed out candies to the kids wrapped in a message that reminded, "Certainty is to be found only in zoos, graveyards, the digestive system, and other neat places like that.")

Standing as near to an edge as he could find,
one guy cried out,
"I'm bloody well tired of life making a fool out of me!"
and Life yelled back,
"And you'd like to have me replaced by whom?"

One ole man began to be his own kid in his dreams, then realized: "The trick now is to be able to do this in reverse!"

Since no one can "invent himself," how can you reinvent it?
And there, there is the revolutionist question.

A man who depends on himself intellectually
has nothing left to depend on.

 

 

...(And a rebellious region of one guy's medulla oblongata remarked, "I just love it when they make things more difficult!"

To be original and a revolutionist is to be
naked,
free,
and safe to go on where others believe they've already been
yet somehow lost.

As the troops finished the early morning meal
and prepared to sail forth into combat,
the warrior chief reminded them,
"If captured, say nothing--
and if you'll say nothing, you'll not be captured."